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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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