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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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