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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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