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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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