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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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