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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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