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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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