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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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