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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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