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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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