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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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