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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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