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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Missy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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