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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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