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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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