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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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