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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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