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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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