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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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