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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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