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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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