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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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