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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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