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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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