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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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