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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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