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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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