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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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