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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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