Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.