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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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