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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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