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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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