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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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