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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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