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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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