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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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