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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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