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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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