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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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