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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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