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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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