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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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