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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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