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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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