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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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