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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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