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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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