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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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