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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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