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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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