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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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