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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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