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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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