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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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