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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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