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Pet death

My step-auntie Kitty had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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